You know you've done too much PHP when
Saturday, April 28, 2007
You know you've done too much PHP when...
You getting F in English because{
You end sentence with a semicolon;
"You put quotations around your essays";
"You"." connect"." words"." with"." periods";
You end a line with \n.
You group paragraph in {braces}.
}
You express 2 squared in a strange way, pow(2,2).
You insist that 2^2 equals 0.
When solving the cube root of 5 to the 30th decimal, you hope you have bcpow() function. After a while, you kick the chair over and screams at the math teacher because you know that bcpow() does not allow fractional exponents.
You check the labels in the supermarket and tell the manager a variable can't start with a number. $1.99
You echo a ampersand should not appear in middle of two words, but instead, numbers.
You never use the word "say" anymore, "echo" become your best friend.
You wondering if the art class installed GD library.
You ask to go to the bathroom for a var_dump during a art lesson, then you remember that will change the header.
You paint 2 fingers green(or gray) and suppose that sticking them out will comment anything in the right.
You exploded things in the lab and try to sort them like arrays.
You get annoyed when people don't see you as a object in the middle class.
You thank a lot of people after getting a award. "I want to thank my parents who always supported me, and a lot other people, " include('thanks.php');
After inscribed these on a tree:
define(LOVE, 'PHP');
You said that LOVE will never change because it is an constant.
Your friends taking about they don't know what's wrong with their relationship. You suggest them try this :
error_reporting (E_ALL);
Your friends look at you with the WTF look. You said:" DUH! ever read the PHP manual?"
class killnoob implements ChineseKungfu{
function __CONSTRUCT(){
global $noob;
die($noob);
//SUCCESS on killing all the noobs in the world.
}
}
Believe me I've got a few of them.
Posted byShyam at 11:53 PM